Grove jokes

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Did you hear about the lesbians who are suing their contractor?

He used nails when they wanted tongue and groove.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

Landing Greasy Grove.

Trees are so social. They're always branching out.

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

What did the tree say to the wind?

Leaf me alone.

An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.