Grinder jokes

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."

Nobody

Literally nobody

Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger! You racist fuc-

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Curry.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!