Graveyard jokes
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Haha, dead.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
