Graveyard jokes
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
Haha, dead.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
The cemetery sure is overcrowded today.
I guess people are dying to get in.
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
