My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
why do cemeterys have fences bc people are dying to be there
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone’s dying to get in."
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
What do you call a woman who aborted her quadruplets? A graveyard.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
The cemetery is so overcrowded.
People are just dying to get in.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Haha Dead
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
