Graveyard

Graveyard jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to be there.

"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

"What the heck are you doing here?"

"I couldn't sleep."