Graveyard

Graveyard Jokes

Grandma

My grandma asked me if I could visit her.

I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.

Cemetery

"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"

Orphanage

People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.

Mama

Yo mama so old, her photos are in a museum and her friends are in a graveyard.

Orphan

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

Coffin

Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.

If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.

Friend

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

Dad

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Wife

I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.

Skeleton

Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.

"What the heck are you doing here?"

"I couldn't sleep."

People

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.