Grade jokes

My grades.

I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

So I made a simple cancer joke on Roblox with my friend, and then both her dumb-ass friends were like, "OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!!" That pissed me off. Like damn woman, it's not like I said, "IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB-ASSES." If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH.

A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.

What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?

Elementary, my dear Watson!

Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?

When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!

My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.

Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.

Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.