One time this kid came back from school and said "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said "Good news please.'' and the boy said "I got 100% on my math test today" and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said "Now to the bad news, I LIED"
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
My grades.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we're like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it's not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A....... K47
What grade does Sherlock hits on girls from?
Elementary my dear Watson
When this guy fell of a cliff he got a A+ for eggcellense
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades?-- Because he was a Russian.
Yo mama so old she was in third grade with moses
