So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
A man marries a blonde chick, live a happy life together and the man asks his wife if she wants kids she says "yes". So, a couple years go by, they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question"
What goes up but never goes down
My grades
(i wish)
"I met a girl and she's 28"
Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade"
-AJR
(From the mind of 6th grade me)
What is a gay person’s favorite book? The dictionary.
Once when I was 6 I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree. Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl
Today we had a test on september 11th in school. I got a 9/11
True story: my math teacher mr.ueberoth accidently marked a kahoot as 100 points in googleclass room instead of 10 if he doesnt find out the grades will be more hyper inflated than zimbobwa’s economy.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers.....???
Because they have a home room
How do people grade pedophiles? 1st grade to 8th (I know it's orphan jokes but still)
what grade is the worst like if in elimenchry
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Yoo... Kobe your going down man did you forget the low grade fuel?
Once in 4th grade Rn I told a random tree Hey my day is bad rn can we hang later? The tree said: Yeah we are going to be hanging every day :) !!! If you can last :)
why do gay people get bad grades? because they dont get straight As
when you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands. 20 minutes later them slapping you with the belt.
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
My sister is the weired dark one and emo of the family im the bright happy one once in 3rd grade i got a huge A on mine and my sis got a D- In the playground Near a tree we were siting and playing i said "hey a C- is not that bad and raised my hand up to give her a high five but she left me hanging
teacher said "you never do your homework" so I shot her 7 times with a m1BushDid911 and replied it's all in my backpack can you grade it please
ARIANA GRADE< WHERE ARE YOU??!?!?!!?!?????
