Goth jokes
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
Normal person: "I'm perfect!"
Goth person: "Nobody is."