Who is the gorilla"s favorite president of the most recent years? It's hairy truman.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
What does a gorilla attorney study? The law of the jungle.
How did gertie gorilla make the playboy magazine? She was ape-ril!
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner? A kong-vict.
What is a gorilla"s favorite cookie? It's chocolate chimp.
Why did the gorilla leave the mafia headquarters for good?
What is big black and hairy it's a gorilla with a machine gun.
My girl ask me have i seen a gorilla anywhere i told yes i did see one a minute ago at the central park zoo he said if you don't behave he will take you back to the jungle and have your ass abanded for good.
Why does g-unit and c-unit stands for ?gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit
Why would you leave a damn gorilla out in the middle of the parking lot after you let the zookeeper bring a chimpanzee home from the zoo because my and the gorilla had too much to drink.
Where do gorillas get all the pussy from? The strip club which is called poker kong night.
Hey I got some dominos pizza salad breadsticks and chicken wings for everyone yeah but make sure ms Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up because if she do I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!
friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week
Head look like a mf gorilla pop
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet."
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to? - The Monkees and Gorillaz
What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
