Gordon jokes
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?
“Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
Nobody
Literally nobody
Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
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I'LL BE UNDER YOUR TEACHING TONIGHT, WAITING FOR YOUR TOES TO CUT OFF, PAINTING AND STARTING THEM, AND FEEDING GORDON RAMSAY.I'LL BE UNDER YOUR TEACHING TONIGHT, WAITING FOR YOUR TOES TO CUT OFF, PAINTING AND STARTING THEM, AND FEEDING GORDON RAMSAY.
AKO AY ILALIM NG IYONG KATULOAN NGAYONG GABI, NAGHIHINTAY NA TUMIRAIN ANG IYONG mga daliri sa paa, PIRINTO AT PANIMULA ANG MGA ITO, AT IPAKAIN SA GORDON RAMSAY.