Gordon jokes

Oven

    • What did Gordon Ramsay say to Hitler?

    “Oh my god, put them back in the damn ovens! They’re so under-cooked they’re writing fucking diaries!”

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    • Mum

    • Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

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    • Food

    • I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.

    Episode

    • I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

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    • Hypocrisy

    • A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

    Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

    Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"

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