Good things memes

My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."

I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie...

no one could tell that it was their blood.

The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.