Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."
What happened when the dog played golf? He hit the ball into the ruff.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.