There was a girl I used to date, only to find out that she used to be a man. You could say, she put me in a trans
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street. A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
me: ok so let's get this straight.... cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car me: but I didn't do anything? cop: no me: so why are you arresting me then? cop: imma tell you a story me: oh no....... cop: I know, now come on. me: ok where? cop: my room. me: which room? cop: my bedroom me:๐ฑim a girl cop:so am I, now get in me: but I'm 9 cop: I'm 59
Why can't orphans play baseball, they donโt know where home is
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page
Doctor: Iโm going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because Iโm a family doctor Why do orphans like boomerangs, cause they come back
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itโs like to be Wanted. Girls are like rocks the flat ones get skipped
What an orphans least favorite tv show, Family Guy
If you hit an orphan what are they going to do tell their parents
If you hit an orphan with a car at least you don't have to tell their parents
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father What does a orphan call a family photo, a selfie Why was the orphan a big success, cause people say go big or go home he only had one option Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Itโs not like they can tell their parents.
Whatโs an orphanโs least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common, the canโt see their parents
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt, because they donโt know what a mummy is
Why are orphans bad at poker, because they don't know what a full house is
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
Orphan:can I come over Girl: yhea but you have to your parents.
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
31. During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
32. Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. "See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow. The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it." "How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow. "Look at it's hand. No cellphone", says the second crow.
33. Three friends stranded on a deserted island find a magic lamp. Inside it is a genie who agrees to grant each friend one wish. โI want to go home,โ says the first friend. The genie grants her wish. โI want to go home, too,โ says the second friend. And the genie sends him back home. โIโm lonely,โ says the third friend. โI sure wish my friends were back here."
34. A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. โCaptain,โ one passenger asks, โwho is that man over there?โ โI have no idea,โ the captain says, โbut he goes nuts every year when we pass him.โ
35. After Sunday church, the priest would hand us each an orange and a big cookie. A little girl once lied and took two oranges, but the priest told her she mustn't lie because God is watching. Then, the girl took two cookies and lied about it. When asked why she had done that, she said because she thought that God was only watching oranges.
36. I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting that my father had some major fractures, but he was alright except for some minor cuts. When I told him that it was a miracle, he disagreed and told me, "Son, I had just fallen from the first step of the ladder."
flat girls be like ''i will have breats in the future'' this is to all the flat girls u will never get it
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
there was a girl called Millie and she had sexy blond hair and she wanted to chase me but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
