When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream ?
The Holocoust
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What’s the differencd between prison and concentration camps? At least you don’t die when you shower.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.