Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Genocide Jokes
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
A man comes into the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot, and the nurse cleans the shot area.
The next day, the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid, the nurse said, “Don’t you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?” The man said, “Don’t you realize if you don’t shut up I’ll give you a shot of lead?” The nurse got scared and quit her job.
The nurse was relaxing, looking for a vacation to book, when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sounds like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. “In return for you giving me shots, here are yours,” said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldn’t escape, then he shot her left hand, which is the lady’s dominant hand, so she couldn’t call the cops. For the finishing move, the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper.
9 years later......
All along, this man, this psycho, escaped a mental hospital. He went on mass genocide, killing 20,000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human, more than alien, more than god himself. It was Satan reborn.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
