Gay People jokes

Pickup line for gay people:

Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.

I love gay people. UwU

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.

Gay people.

Gay people would suck at war.

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?