Gay People jokes

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

Why can't gay people play Baseball? They can't throw the ball straight.

Gay people would suck at war.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...

Carrots?

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.

Why are gay people gay? Because they are gay.

I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.

What do gay people and mice have in common?

They both hate pussy cats!

I love gay people. UwU

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!