Gay People

Gay People jokes

People

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.

People

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Clown

Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?

No..... Really?

Hahaha

Grasshole.

Fruit

Why do you never see gay people in wheelchairs?

You can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Teacher

Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.

Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.

Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.

Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.

Pastor: You deserve to die.

- I attack

Sex

What's the point of sex when you're gay?

Because only gay people jerk off.

Grade

Why do gay people get bad grades?

Because they don't get straight A's.

People

What is the best thing about gay people?

They're gay about being gay even though they're gonna get shot in the USA. Wait, that rhymes!