I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Gay Jokes Jokes
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
My friend Enyaw is gay, she is a cunt.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?
Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."
Me and 1/2 of my friends.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
