Gathering jokes

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

I went to the National Redhead Meeting yesterday.

Not a soul in sight.

7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.

All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.

7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.

Why is it so hard to make a party on Earth?

Because you need to planet.

You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?

Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.

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What is a gathering of octopuses called?

Octoposse.