Gaming jokes

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."

Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.

First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”

Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

Why can't orphans play games?

Parents signed.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Happy Family.

Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!

My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.

I hung something else instead.

Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.

But the cancer patients aren't.

What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?

The Enderman.

In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.