Gaming jokes
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Why do orphans like the game Adopt Me? Because they've never been adopted in their life.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Yo mama sooooo stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live!
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights.
I hung something else instead.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
In Rocket League, you don't care who wins game MVP as long as it's not somebody on the other team.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
I made this up.
I was watching a school baseball game, and I was yelling at a kid to take it home. He took the bat and threw it, and then ran away. I asked the teacher/coach what the problem was, and he said the kid was an orphan, and I started laughing so hard.
Later that night, I wondered where he stormed off to after he threw the bat, and I thought to myself, "Not home."