Gaming jokes

What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.

"Ben 10" games on Roblox: 💀💀💀

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Freddy: I'm coming for you >:)

Me: God, no, help!

*game notification pops up with very loud sound*

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary on stage?

To DEFINE his rap game!

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?

He was caught aimbotting.

What do you call a nut who loves the game of chess?

A chess-nut.

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

"Among Us" is basically a game about betrayal.

I saw one kid in a game. He went, "I love you, tree!" He was dumb as cant tell, sorry.

What is an orphan's favorite game?

Happy Family.

What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?

I spy.

I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"

Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

The show was called "Family Feud."