Gaming jokes

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan play games with a full house in them? Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Orphan

Why can't orphans close their video games?

Because they can't find the home button.

Number

Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!

Time

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Wje

What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?

ShrOWd.

Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...

Memes

Friend

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Game

If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.

Game

Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣

Roblox

Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.

*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!

😄😄😄

Context

How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.

Drink tea with friend game night.

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

So he could navigate his way through the rap game.

Fanbase

My friend was playing a game and said he was fighting cultists, so I said Kanye's fanbase.

Game

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

Orphan

How are baseball and an orphan different?

A baseball game you can do a home run.

Orphan

What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?

There's a home to go back to.