Gaming jokes

Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!

Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!

Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*

Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.

If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.

Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?

They kept yelling, "Go home!"

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

I was born and raised in Newcastle.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

It was because of a face-off in the corner.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

What is a deaf person's favorite game?

Charades.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.

What is an orphan's favorite game on Roblox?

Adopt Me...

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.