Gaming jokes

Have you heard of the current event in Africa?

It’s known as the Hunger Games.

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION

I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.

It was a Risk I was willing to take.

What animal do you always find at a baseball game? A bat.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me!

One day in Roblox, someone was arguing with me, and they asked me my age. "18." They said that they were twenty-two.

Me: "If you're so smart, what's the largest daycare game on Roblox?"

Him: "Yo Hair," he said. Then he left the game, and I said, "That is so messed up. Actually, that's bullcrap."

I wish that when Mario dies to some random object, I died too.

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

What's an Emo's least favorite game?

Fruit Ninja.

The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?

(Doesn't have boss bar.)

I was born and raised in Newcastle.

My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game. I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium.

If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?

They kept yelling, "Go home!"

What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?

Tic-tac-toe.

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

It was because of a face-off in the corner.

What is a deaf person's favorite game?

Charades.

This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.

All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?

Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.

I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.