Gaming jokes

Pacman

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.

Cancer

A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.

"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shooting

After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.

They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.

Kill

Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?

War

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

Glory Hole

Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?

Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.

Video Game

My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.

But don't worry I think she was just joking.

Screen

Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

Mouse

Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O

House

You walk into an old, run-down house and you see that a light is on. You walk over to the light and you see blood all over the room, and you run to the exit to leave, but when you get to the door, somehow it is locked from the outside and you have no choice but to go into the house more. You see another room with a light on, so you go in. When you go in, "flip," all the lights go off, then you see a bright light and then a screen shows up and it says, "Let the game show begin." You see other people next to you and they seem scared, then a wall comes down, you see optical cords and you go on, and then a chainsaw comes at you and it misses you, but the other kid behind you gets hit and dies.

Part two coming soon. This is inspired by the SCP Foundation. Have a nice summer.

Ronaldo

It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.

As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!

Fox

Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?

They’re a bunch of cheetahs!

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