Gaming jokes
Call of Duty kill cam be like.
This is the best kill streak ever!
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Memes
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
What games would deaf people not be good at?
Simon says and Musical chairs.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
My nan must really love the quiet game, she's been playing it for ages.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.