What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
What is the difference between a snowman and snow girl
snow balls
One night I was sitting on my bed in my room, minding my own business. It was pretty late, around 10 PM. The glow of my laptop screen was the only light in the room. I heard a noise coming from behind me. It sounded like the door was opening, but there was no one else in the house. I turned around and found Mr. Incredible standing in my doorway, a stern look on his face. He walked over to me, slowly and dramatically. Then he leaned over and pointed his finger at my face, only about two inches away now. I was frozen with my back against the wall. Then, Mr. Incredible said something I would never forget: "Stop pirating video games." Ever since that day, I have never gone on a pirating website and have paid legally for my video games. True story.
A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."
My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."
What do you call a Frozen communist? Hammer and Pop sicle
I once heard my dad shout I'm going to be like frozen and let it go then I heard a gunshot
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it goo!!
What do you do with a frozen vegetable? You wait for it to thaw
I like my women like my coffee- Ground up and frozen
