Frozen memes

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

My brother once froze a dollar in a block of ice. I called it "cold hard cash."

I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.