Why did the twin towers order from just eat? They wanted some plane fries.
Me listening to some random lgbtq protester say Its racist to ask somebody if they want free fried chicken
what would you like as your last meal? Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
when''s the best day to get the chair? FRY-day.
yo mamma so fat when she said order in the court she really meant burger's and fries
how do you name a chinese kid?
throw a frying pan on their head, ching chong!
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said "We need to ketchup to the tomato"
EXERCISE?
i thought you said "Extra Fries"
-a minion (you may now laugh)
I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van if you touch my van Iβll smack you in the face with a frying pan if you steal ice cream Iβll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine
*karen walks into MCcdonalds lady at the counter:HI what can I get for you today?? Karen:i want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE lady at the counter:yes miss Karen:I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS lady at the counter:*sweats* Karen:THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW SKINY NOODLE
How did the chicken π feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
*fat man coming in the store* waiter oh god not again :| fat man : hi i would like 3 fries and 19 burgers waiter : sorry sir you will get the owners store out of stock on food can i get you a salad instead? fat man : oh sorry but im the owner and i have alot of stocks the for he record you should get yourself a my order your skinny af gurl you trading to be a stick or something?
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
WELCOME TO THE FAST FOOD DIVORCE CENTER WHERE YESTERDAYS LIES ARE TODAYS FRIES
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
