Frequentative jokes
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
I poo 11 times a day.
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy!
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane