Why was Mrs. Claus upset?
Because Santa only comes once a year.
I poo 11 times a day.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday, and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday, and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said, "They're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
HKY FM? Hmm.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
