My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
My orphan terrorist freind is on the tv..... i think he blew up
your forehead and your hairline must be great freinds cuz they go way back
why did the deer cross the road its freinds deered it to
Yesterday on the school bus my freind infront of me said she was 41% irish and 15% Mexican then my freind siting next to me said “wow almost half leprechaun” then I said “yeah and 15 percent wall climber”
My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over
so i went to my freinds house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out i dont like visitors.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
At gym class today my freind made this song 🎵 I’m a barbie girl I am fantastic my boobs are plastic
my freind told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yetis eye so i said to my freind did the yeti kiss but my freind said no the yeti have to play games every single day or the yeti will die.
hey gwen... I had a freind named gwen in preschool. The preschool was cascade christian and in washington (wich is close to oragan, I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot but I think you might be the same gwen. if not, ok.
My freind Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time"
i asked my freind cammy waht is 55+68 and he was to say it in words he replyed whith swebin
My Freind: Your Ugly The Ophanage: That's What I said To All My Children
joe mama so fat she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
credits: to my freind
