Freefall jokes
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.