Freefall jokes
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You only need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell.
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
Did you fall from heaven? Or did you fall from the cliff up there?
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.