Four Wheels jokes
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
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The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
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The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
How does Hellen Keller drive?
With one hand on the wheel and the other on the road.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?