Fortune Telling jokes

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

I can see my future in your forehead.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."