Fortune Telling jokes

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!