Fortune Telling jokes

Medium

  • Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

    Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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  • Period

  • What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

    When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

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  • Fortune Teller

  • I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

    Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

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  • Red Dot

  • I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

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