why are cancer kids so fly
because they got the drip
Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
What did one tower say to the other damn you looking fly
Why everyone trying to make a big deal out of this my family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers
why did the 767 flies into the towers because a310 dared it too
What music do depressed people listen to? "I believe I Can fly"
Whats the difference betwee a pair of jeans and an african baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly .
Why cant a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw u will be born soon.
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head, and into the twin towers.
You are so skinny that they wont let you ride a fucking roller coaster cuz u flied defore
What do you call a flying Aboriginal? Boong 747
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
how do emos fly? they hang themself
Your head is so small even a fly could eat it
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers?
Women were flying the plane.
why did the turtle start flying he was ona jet
A French, a German and an Italian make a race to who resists the most in a room full of flies. The French starts, which after a quarter of an hour comes out. Then goes the German, who comes out after an hour. Finally the Italian enters who comes out after five hours. The French: "But how did you do it?" The Italian: "I killed one." The German: "So what?" The Italian: "And then they were all busy for the funeral!"
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
