Flight Of Stairs jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

How do Asian parents name their baby?

They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.

How do Chinese people name their children?

They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.

That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...

Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.

The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.

What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!