What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
