What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs. What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
How do Chinese people name their children? They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
How do Asian parents name there baby? Hey drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
the real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face..
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
