Flight Of Stairs jokes
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
That one person who can never bring a smile to your face...
Until you push them down 3 flights of stairs.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.