What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
How do Chinese people name their children?
They drop a tin can down a flight of stairs and call them the sound that's made.
