Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.