Final Moments jokes
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.
The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.
The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”
"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.
"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.
"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"
I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"