Final Moments jokes

A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"

A man is on his deathbed in prison by electric chair.

The man who controls the chair asks for any last words.

The prisoner replies with: “Can you hold my hand?”

"Go big or go home," that's what some people say.

"Go loud and proud," that's what other people say.

"Go out with a big, loud bang!" that's what I say.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

The Windows XP log out sound.

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

I remember my grandfather's last words: "Is that loaded?"

I won't ever forget my dad's last words: "OH GOD THE POLICE!!!"