Feature jokes

Every kid in a classroom is relevant, because if one of them gets shot, they will all be featured on the news.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.

Your face.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

What feature does an orphan's phone not have?

A home button.