What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor
What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite pasta? Spaghett-hehe
Q what is the the favourite song on the people who window dived out of the twin towers
A FREEE FALLIN
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
What is Puss In Boots' favourite boot brand? CAT!
a pastor asked his child what his favourite bible verse was...he responded keep watch, because he wanted a watch
What are Micheal Jackson’s favourite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What is a necrophile's least favourite game
The walking dead
I will like to thank my favourite President Barack Obama sorry Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden I mean Osama bin Laden sorry hummus in my throat
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favourite teacher. One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas. The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas? Johnny Relied. Sorry miss my rabbit died.
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
What’s Emos favourite bacci Cutters choice
What is a kidnappers favourite shoe?; white vans.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favourite app to use? Tiktok.
why does aaron eat burgers on a wednesday? because his spine is bent and his favourite gun in apex legends is the g7 scout and he uses the speedy spanish man
Whats an africans favourite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
What's a Fortnite player's favourite era? The 90's!
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
whats a baby orphans favourite joke
(when am i gonna see my parents)
Lmao