Whats a terroists favourite car? a porsche 9/11
What is a pedofile's favorite planet?
Uranus
What’s an autistic persons favourite movie: A quiet place
Q: What is hitler's least favorite grocery store? A: Jew-Osco
Q: What is germany's favorite board game? A: nahtzee (yahtzee)
What is a old lady's favorite exercise
Trying to get up form the soft couch
what's the autistic kid's favourite song? yours
What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
What's a lesbians favorite weapon? A fingers gun
What's a Parkinson's victim least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - Shake it off
What is an iraqui’s kid favorite game
Minesweeper
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine
What is Michael Joseph Jackson favorite town? Boise
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
* sans at sans favorite restaurant* Sans: hey frisk what do you eat today?
Frisk: one knife plz
sans: ok one knife plz
Waiter: you eat a knife?
Frisk: yes
* waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: here you go
Frisk: thanks you
What is an orphans favorite part of school homework
whys a orphan's least favorite day field trip day because they can't get a parents signature
What is a orphans favorite movie? Meet the family
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's
Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime