Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas. Because their dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
me: the last time I used DUOLINGO was WHEN THE DINOSAURS WENT EXTINCT.
duolingo: lemme send my twins 2 go 2 ur houze (I got sideways8 twins)
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs
Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?
His family was blown up by meteors
Nepali people are so fucking racist like I want them all to be extinct
i wish i was a dinosaur because all of them are dead
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why.....he said so I could be extinct😭😭
My family was like dinosaurs when they got covid,
They both went extinct
Yo Mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
what do orphans and dinosaurs have in common their parents are extinct
Why cant the T-rex clap? Because their extinct
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road
cuz hes extinct
literally no one:why cant you hear the pterodactyl random person:i don't know no one:BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT random person:ha cool i guess
Why did the Unicorns become extinct? Because unicorns are gay. :|
