Explain Bear jokes

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

What do you call a cold Explain bear?

A brrr.

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.

"Now buzz off" - Explain Bear

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

Explain bear.

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

Wanna make out, Explain Bear?

Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?

"I will kill you with knife and gun, get ready, Explain Bear, stupid f***."

Hi Explain Bear, how are youuu!

How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?

Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.

"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."

Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.

How many children does Explain Bear have?

I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.

If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.