Roses are read romance is dead everyday i suffer from existential dread
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
