What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
This dude is so fat wearing the same damn clothes everyday. Everytime he turn around it's his graduation day he forgot to put a boomerang on his pants cause they don't even fit no more.last time I saw him coming down the street it was in a bucket of popeye"s chicken extra crispy.
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
I named my Dog ‘5 miles’ so now I can tell people I walk ‘5 miles’ everyday😏😎
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
What's the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it's Dublin everyday
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
which freedom fighter do we say good morning everyday ans subah chandra bose subah means morning
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we're like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it's not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can't talk. They don't know that I'm abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I'd get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats...they want a handout everyday
Yo mama so short she wakes up everyday in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
