i dont struggle with self harm, i do it everyday
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
What's the Difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos. The bar code on the emo kid gets longer everyday.
How you feel when you slit yourself once: :( How you feel when you slit yourself more than once: <:( How you feel when you slit yourself everyday: *dead inside*
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
Define abnormal life.
Waking up everyday living a sane life!
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
I won't reply on every jokes today because I want to say thanks (to everyone) for making funny jokes here... Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes, its makes me happy and its making me less anxious. I am really stressed on my school works and everything, I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertain me and making me laugh so hard. *I apologize for my grammar
You momma's so fat she started fat lives matter .. meetings are everyday 11 o clock mcdonalds 12 o clock kfc 1 o'clock pizza Hut
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile, I hold the record for the widest ass hole.
What's worse than depression & suicide? Easy : LIVING Everyday you wish you were dead but than reality hits u in the face that your still alive and has to suffer living Pretend or not pretend we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no onw will notice :) no one ever does :) Living is the problem to everything we get depression cuz of it and so much why can't we just die :) ?
yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
A person laughs everyday. "Man," they say, "I'm glad I'm not an egg, otherwise I'd just CRACK MYseLf uP!
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
What do you do if you see a indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of indian culture
What's the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it's Dublin everyday
