I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I’m a butcher
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
What’s the city with the fastest growing population? Ireland cuz it’s Dublin everyday
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
A person laughs everyday. “Man,” they say, "I’m glad I’m not an egg, otherwise I’d just CRACK MYseLf uP!
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats…they want a handout everyday
What is it called when u whoop a donkey?
A whooped ass and apparently some people get that everyday from their drunk dads.
What brings kids to school everyday? A school bus 🚌
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Yo mama so short she wakes up everyday in a brick house singing “Everything is Awesome”.
which freedom fighter do we say good morning everyday ans subah chandra bose subah means morning
So I made a simple cancer joke on roblox with my friend an then both hers dumb ass friends we’re like, OMG WHY WOULD U SAY DAT? YOUR HORRIBLE!! THAT PISSED ME OFF like damn woman it’s not like I said, IF PEOPLE IN YOUR FAMILY DIED FROM CANCER THAT MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ARE ALL DUMB ASSES. If anything they are actually dumb asses but hey. Also they can’t talk. They don’t know that I’m abused everyday at home and pressured to get good grades or else I’d get my head bashed against a wall till there is blood. So if they are reading this, SUCK MY ASS BITCH