Even though memes

My blind friend is so annoying, he kept bumping into things even though I repeatedly told him to look where he was going.

So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."

Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."