Etymology jokes

Name

  • Why did Oliver have no friends?

    His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.

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  • Word

  • What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.

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  • Surname

  • Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

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  • Community talk

  • Why is it called 'shut UP' when the upper teeth have to move down to fully close the mouth?