Etymology jokes
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
POV: Her name is Alli.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? "Smiles," because there is a mile between the first letter and the last.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
