Eric Harris jokes

Science Teacher

  • My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

    At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

    If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

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  • Eric

  • What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?

    They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.

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  • School shooting

  • Why are school shootings branded “very American”?

    1. They usually happen in the USA.

    2. They’re like the Fourth of July: there’s a lot of loud banging and kids screaming.

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  • School Shooter

  • Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌

    School Shooter

  • When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

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  • 9/11

  • When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

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