Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock? So he could wake up inside
I with I had emo nails,
So they could cut themselves
whats a emos favorite game, fruit ninja
How to get your joke on every category Michael Jackson,towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny,
Why was the emo kicked out of the Carnival, Because he was cutting in line.
A emo tried to high 5 a tree the tree left her hanging
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common......the pizza doesn’t cut itself.
How is a emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging
I got jealous when my phone died
Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air
Q#why did the emo kid get jealous on xmas?
A#he saw the ordamints hanging
I Asked The Emo At My School If He Got Jealous When His Phone Died
How do emo's like their meat cooked medium rawr
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Baka
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut becasue they don't.. yk for a matter of fact fuck all you guys..
I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."
A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said go away you won’t bring it back
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
Depressed showed be spelled depraseed becuase than they would be 1,2,5,9
